Gnash. After gutting and cutting, this common pumpkin becomes my Gnash WarP o'Lantern, a nasty looking alight-in-the-night design of toothy patience in the annual Hallowe'en tradition of vegetable mayhem.
Here's an idea! This year, give magnets and stickers to trick-or-treaters.
(JamieCo Design does not recommend giving buttons with sharp pins to children.)