Here's an idea! This year, give magnets and stickers to trick-or-treaters.
(JamieCo Design does not recommend giving buttons with sharp pins to children.)
Stone Ground. Who says the dead don't have a sense of humor, morbid though it may be. For Hallowe'en, stroll through our little cemetary of moonlit headstones and macabre epitaphs. No body—with a pulse—minds if you shop for gifts on your way... out.
(Psst! I Told You I Was Sick is also great for 'over the hill' birthdays.)